earthdad:

do u ever take out the trash and feel like you should throw yourself out along with it

♥ 25386 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via sadxgasm (source)
I googled world funniest joke and this was it

mellarkbakers:

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♥ 310389 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via imwillowpape (source)

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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♥ 148887 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via ugly (source)

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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♥ 354530 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via oknope (source)

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

♥ 102245 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via sadxgasm (source)
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

♥ 644786 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via oknope (source)

taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

♥ 133385 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via unpopuler (source)

stephaniebreeze:

driscolldriscollrockandroll:

hooray for the ladies

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who are using their fame

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to get shit done

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(not intended to be a complete list)

THIS

♥ 138270 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via shaky (source)
♥ 5125 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via tenpest (source)
♥ 61000 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via sniffing (source)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

♥ 109517 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via donteatmyfuckingpie (source)
♥ 55285 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via die-for-pop-punk (source)
♥ 205798 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via so-pop-punk (source)
♥ 45846 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via turn20 (source)
swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

♥ 476131 — 1 day ago on 19 Oct 2014 — via bethmotionless